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[ » ] For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or a...
[ » ] A wogentleman is walking in the park when she sees a gentleman ...
[ » ] Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neigh...
[ » ] Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a ...
[ » ] Q: Where did the kit10s go on their class trip? - A: To a mew...
[ » ] Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fi...
[ » ] Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream
[ » ] Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
[ » ] Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the...
[ » ] Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's ...
[ » ] Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!
[ » ] Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!
[ » ] Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!
[ » ] Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!
[ » ] Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A ...
[ » ] Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: C...
[ » ] Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!
[ » ] Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!
[ » ] Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse wor...
[ » ] Q: What kind of cats lay around the home? - A: Car-pets!
[ » ] Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!
[ » ] Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kit10s? - A: Becaus...
[ » ] Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!
[ » ] Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a excellen...
[ » ] Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm...
[ » ] A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,...
[ » ] Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire...
[ » ] What looks like half a cat ? The other half !
[ » ] What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mit10s...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !

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