Cat jokes
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Cat jokes.
[ » ] For all of you with teenagers or who have had
teenagers, or a...
[ » ] A wogentleman is walking in the park when she sees a gentleman
...
[ » ] Little Tim
was in the garden filling in a hole
when his neigh...
[ » ] Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
A:
When you are a ...
[ » ] Q: Where did the kit10s go on their class
trip? - A: To a mew...
[ » ] Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing,
scratching cat fi...
[ » ] Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
- A:
Mice cream
[ » ] Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A:
Catnip!
[ » ] Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? -
A: You're the...
[ » ] Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
- A: It's ...
[ » ] Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three
Blind Mice!
[ » ] Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch
Paper!
[ » ] Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're
purr-fect!
[ » ] Q: What do
you call a cat who eats lemons? -
A: A sourpuss!
[ » ] Q: What do you call a
cat who's joined the
Red Cross? - A: A ...
[ » ] Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the
mouse? - A: C...
[ » ] Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A:
Petatoes!
[ » ] Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A:
Spa-catti!
[ » ] Q: What kind
of work does a weak cat do? - A:
Light mouse wor...
[ » ] Q: What kind of
cats lay around the home? -
A: Car-pets!
[ » ] Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a
cat-alogue!
[ » ] Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
kit10s? - A: Becaus...
[ » ] Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? -
A:
A paws!
[ » ] Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they
love a excellen...
[ » ] Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up
with the alarm...
[ » ] A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
me, love me,...
[ » ] Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is
it on
fire...
[ » ] What looks like half a cat ?
The other half
!
[ » ] What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
?
She had mit10s...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
?
A carrot !
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