Cat jokes
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Cat jokes.
[ » ] When the cat's away.....?
The home smells
better !
[ » ] Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk ...
[ » ] What works in a circus, walks a
tightrope &
has claws ?
An a...
[ » ] What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?
Puss in
boots !
[ » ] What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
A
purrfect meal !
[ » ] What's another way to describe a cat ?
A heat
seeking missile ...
[ » ] What did the cat do when he swallowed some
cheese ?
He waite...
[ » ] Why're cats longer
in the evening than they
are in the mornin...
[ » ] Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin
?
There was some mo...
[ » ] Why did the cat sleep under the
car
?
Because she wanted to ...
[ » ] When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When
your a mouse !
[ » ] Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out
of 10 cats prefe...
[ » ] What did the black cat say
to the fish
?
I've got a bone to ...
[ » ] What's furry, has whiskers &
chases outlaws
?
A posse cat !
[ » ] What's a black cat's favourite TV show
?
Miami Mice !
[ » ] What do you call a black cat than can spring up to
a six foot...
[ » ] Why're black cats such excellent singers?
They're
very mewsica...
[ » ] Teacher: Name four members of the cat
family
Pupil: Daddy cat,...
[ » ] Which big cat should
you never play cards with
?
A cheetah ...
[ » ] When the cat's away.....?
The home smells
better !
[ » ] Why was the cat so small ?
Because it only ate
condensed milk ...
[ » ] What's another way to describe
a cat ?
A
heat seeking missil...
[ » ] What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not
tabby !
[ » ] What's an octopus?
An eight-sided cat.
[ » ] A boy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse
me", he said ...
[ » ] Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because
of the tree bark...
[ » ] If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An
a-cat-emy award.
[ » ] Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
A: The dog
taped his mouth.
[ » ] When you call a dog, they usually come to
you.
When you call...
[ » ] "Medical doctor," said the
patient, "I need help! I
cannot st...
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