Car and train jokes
joke number 2532
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in
NY on a dark
night. The passenger taps the driver on the
shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screams, loses control of
the car, nearly hits a bus, drives
up on the sidewalk, & stops
inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in
the cab, then the driver said,
"Look friend, don't EVER do that
again. You scared the daylights out of
me!"
The passenger
apologizes & says he do not realize that a "little
tap" could scare
him so much.
The driver, after gathering himself together
replied, "Sorry, it's
not really your fault.
Today is my first
day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for
the last 25
years!
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