Car and train jokes
joke number 144
A gentleman is driving along in the Irish
countryside, when he
comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of
petrol, the gentleman decides
to stop. He says to the at10dant at the
station, "Fill it up, will
you?". The gentleman says "Sorry - we're right
out of petrol." So the gentleman
considers, & says "Well, I'm a bit low
on oil, would you mind
topping that up?" And the at10dant
responds"Sorry, but no oil either."
The gentleman thinks, & asks the at10dant
to wash his windscreen, to which
he gets the by-now predictable
response that he cannot do that. The gentleman
at this point is fairly mad,
so he asks the at10dant "Just what kind
of petrol station is this
?" The at10dant then looks both ways, &
very carefully whispers
to the gentleman "To tell you the truth, this is just
an IRA front."
The gentleman then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tyres
!"
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