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A cannibal son & his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump wogentleman & the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny wogentleman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive wogentleman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home & eat you mother!"


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