Business jokes
joke number 139
When Abraham Liebowitz
gets to school he
discovers that he is the only
Jewish kid in the class. But it's a
decent town & nobody really
bothers
him.
One day the
teacher asks the class "Who was the greatest person who
ever
lived? & why?" And to make it interesting she held a twenty dollar
bill
in the air & said "whoever gives the best answer will get
this
twenty
dollars".
All of the kids called out their
guesses.
One said "George Washington - because he was the father
of our
country."
"That's excellent" said the teacher.
Another said "Abraham Lincoln - because he freed the slaves."
"That's also excellent" said the teacher, reluctant to bestow an
excellent, but
still being polite.
One little lady said "Joan
of Arc - because she saved France."
Another excellent choice
said the teacher.
Then Abraham Liebowitz, raised his h&.
nSo the teacher called on him. "Abraham, who do you think was the
greatest
person who ever lived, & why?"
And Abraham said
"Jesus Christ."
The teacher was shocked. "Abraham," she said "I'm
very surprised.
Class,
I think we can all agree that Abraham
should get the twenty dollars."
And
she h&ed Abraham Liebowitz
the money.
At recess, the teacher was still very impressed. So she
asked Abraham
why
he said Jesus.
Abraham said "Look,
personally I think Moses was the greatest person
who
ever lived,
but... business is business!"
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