Bus jokes
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Bus jokes.
[ » ] Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver....
[ » ] How do eels get around the
seabed?
They go
by octobus.
[ » ] Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to NY,
please.
Ticket sell...
[ » ] What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop
on.
[ » ] Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung
around for too ...
[ » ] What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash.
[ » ] What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
skunk?
I d...
[ » ] Why couldn't
the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was ...
[ » ] Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
wogentleman o...
[ » ] What's the
difference between a bus driver
& a cold?
A bus ...
[ » ] A gentleman st&ing at a bus stop was eating a
hamburger. Next...
[ » ] Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tommy: Sorry, sir....
[ » ] How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under ...
[ » ] Passenger: Will this bus take me to NY?
Driver: Which part?
...
[ » ] As the bus came to the stop, the gentleman
at the
front of th...
[ » ] When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or d...
[ » ] A gentleman trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off ...
[ » ] Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing.
[ » ] What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
head?
Dead.
[ » ] Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Conductor: No.
Passe...
[ » ] Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' sugges...
[ » ] Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
do not
hurt you...
[ » ] Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick ...
[ » ] Have you
heard that all the buses & trains
are stopping today...
[ » ] What have I got in
my h&s?
A double
decker bus!
You looke...
[ » ] Do buses & trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don't...
[ » ] Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn't there'll be a ...
[ » ] Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not...
[ » ] 'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
driver
before he closed t...
[ » ] Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
& a school bus ?
...
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