Blind jokes
joke number 104
There once was a blind gentleman who decided to visit
Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats & said,
"Wow,
these seats are big!" The person next to him answered,
"Everything is
big in Texas."
When he as a final point arrived in Texas, he
decided to visit a bar. Upon
arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer
& got a mug placed between his
h&s. He exclaimed, "Wow these
mugs are big!" The bar10der replied,
"Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind gentleman asked the bar10der where
the
bathroom was located. The bar10der replied, "Second door to
the
right." The blind gentleman headed for the bathroom, but accidentally
tripped over
& skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the
third door, which
lead to the swimming pool & fell into the pool by
accident.
Scared to death, the blind gentleman started shouting,
"Don't flush, don't
flush!"
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