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[ » ] A gentleman with a talking parrot is getting married. On the ...
[ » ] David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was ful...
[ » ] Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they'd break
[ » ] Q: What's a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
[ » ] Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't ...
[ » ] Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick ...
[ » ] Late one night, a burglar broke into a home he thought was em...
[ » ] How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed ...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a nun & a chicken? A pecking o...
[ » ] What's brown & white & flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, wh...
[ » ] What's a polygon ? A dead parrot !
[ » ] What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of pre...
[ » ] What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !
[ » ] When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going che...
[ » ] How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !
[ » ] Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both ful...
[ » ] What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !
[ » ] Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !
[ » ] How does a bird with a broken wing gentlemanage to l& safely ...
[ » ] What's green & pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !
[ » ] What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-&-seek ? ...
[ » ] Which bird is all the time out of breath ? A puffin !
[ » ] What's got six legs & can fly long distances ? Three swallows...
[ » ] Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er ...
[ » ] What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !
[ » ] What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !
[ » ] How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polyte...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A fir...
[ » ] What's a parrot's favorite game ? Hide & Speak !
[ » ] What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !

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Everytime a child says 'I don't believe in fairies' there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead.
by James M. Barrie


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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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