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[ » ] Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? ...
[ » ] Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !
[ » ] What happens when geese l& in a volcano ? They cook their own...
[ » ] Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the...
[ » ] How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
[ » ] What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird th...
[ » ] What does an educated owl say? Whom.
[ » ] What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?
[ » ] What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a...
[ » ] What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.
[ » ] What did the scornful owl say? Twit 2o.
[ » ] Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a pe...
[ » ] Why did a gentleman's pet vulture not make a sound for five y...
[ » ] Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.
[ » ] What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.
[ » ] Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over t...
[ » ] Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lesso...
[ » ] What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.
[ » ] Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving & Christmas??? You're ...
[ » ] Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the ...
[ » ] How gentlemany ducks would there be, if you saw 2 ducks in fr...
[ » ] A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside ...
[ » ] "Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fig...

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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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