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[ » ] While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the gent...
[ » ] What's a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.
[ » ] "Lie flat on your backs, class, & circle your feet in the air...
[ » ] Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting...
[ » ] My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What...
[ » ] Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: ...
[ » ] Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing...
[ » ] What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Be...
[ » ] Why couldn't the bicycle st& up for itself? Because it was ...
[ » ] A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady....
[ » ] Jack & Jill were riding a t&em up a hill, but making heavy we...
[ » ] I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?
[ » ] What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? Th...
[ » ] Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle & call...
[ » ] Our bank gentlemanager cannot ride a bike any more. Why not? He...
[ » ] The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down wit...
[ » ] Q: How gentlemany bikers does it take to change a light bulb?...
[ » ] The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a gentlem...
[ » ] A math student who used to come to the university on foot eve...
[ » ] When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway...
[ » ] Why cannot a bicycle st& up by itself? Because it is 2-tired (...
[ » ] Why cannot an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't ha...
[ » ] Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brak...
[ » ] What do you call a wogentleman with a bicycle on her head ? ...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a bike & a rose ? Bicycle petals ...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a chemical & a bicycle ? Bike c...
[ » ] What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle
[ » ] Q: Why do bikes have kick-st&s? A: Because they're 2-tired.



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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
by Tammy Faye Bakker


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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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