Bed jokes
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Bed jokes.
[ » ] Who stole the sheets from the bed?
Bed
buglars.
[ » ] What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
Sleep in ...
[ » ] What do you call a python with a great bedside
gentlemanner? ...
[ » ] What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
Run!
[ » ] Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
bed?
Son: I c...
[ » ] Medical doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Medic...
[ » ] Medical doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey,...
[ » ] Witch: Medical doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Medical doc...
[ » ] The
hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered
bed & board, b...
[ » ] A little
boy came downstairs crying late one
night.
"What's...
[ » ] Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
"I've just b...
[ » ] When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
he couldn't
sleep.
Why was...
[ » ] Why did the composer spend all his time in
bed?
He wrote sh...
[ » ] I don't think my Mom knows much about
children.
Why do you ...
[ » ] I was once in a play called
Breakfast In Bed.
Did you have ...
[ » ] Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
electric blanke...
[ » ] What's the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on?
Cot-on-wool.
[ » ] You cannot have any more chocolates tonight. It's
not
excelle...
[ » ] I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mat...
[ » ] Three boys were sharing
the same bed on
holiday, but it was s...
[ » ] How can you shor10 a bed?
Don't sleep long
in it.
[ » ] I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
afraid you'll have to...
[ » ] A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her
home after
...
[ » ] Why did the lady put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wa...
[ » ] Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed
won't come to them.
[ » ] Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
No,
because it hasn'...
[ » ] Why did the bed spread?
Because it saw the
pillow slip.
[ » ] Mother: Did you make your bed today?
Daughter:
Yes, Mom, but I...
[ » ] Why
does your brother wear a life jacket in
bed?
Because he ...
[ » ] Why did your sister keep running
around her
bed ?
Because sh...
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Featured Quote:
It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.
by Thomas FullerFeatured Babyname:
The name
BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.
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