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[ » ] Why did the lady take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how lo...
[ » ] What animal all the time goes to bed with its shoes on ? A ...
[ » ] Counselor: How gentlemany times did I tell you to make your bed...
[ » ] Sonny: I cannot sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near t...
[ » ] Why're rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
[ » ] Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you.
[ » ] Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lyi...
[ » ] How can you shor10 a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
[ » ] When does a bed grow longer? At night, because 2 feet are adde...
[ » ] When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up ...
[ » ] Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the ...
[ » ] Why did the little boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to s...
[ » ] Why did the gentleman take a pencil to bed ? To draw the cur...
[ » ] I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off & rolled away. I...
[ » ] Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you cannot gu...
[ » ] What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your...
[ » ] How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? W...
[ » ] What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

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Featured Quote:


The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.
by Walter Bagehot


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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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