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[ » ] My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is ...
[ » ] I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's th...
[ » ] Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Ha...
[ » ] She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
[ » ] First lady: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my ...
[ » ] Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.
[ » ] First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was the...
[ » ] Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. ...
[ » ] They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped ...
[ » ] First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it c...
[ » ] A witch went into a beauty parlor & asked the assistant how m...
[ » ] A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his...
[ » ] I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was clos...
[ » ] Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
[ » ] Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beaut...
[ » ] People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations...
[ » ] Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's H...
[ » ] What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter...
[ » ] Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ug...
[ » ] What's yellow & goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch...
[ » ] A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad, dad' he sai...
[ » ] "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Con...
[ » ] A wogentleman went to a sweet shop to buy some sweets. The bo...
[ » ] Little Johnny & his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over...
[ » ] Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old & fat & ugly? Boyf...
[ » ] Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just...
[ » ] Did you hear about the lady monster who wasn't pretty & wasn'...
[ » ] She's the kind of lady that boys look at twice - they cannot ...
[ » ] Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. ...
[ » ] Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her wha...

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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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