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[ » ] How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get...
[ » ] Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.
[ » ] Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wron...
[ » ] Medical doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath...
[ » ] The plumber was working in a home when the lady of the home s...
[ » ] Robot: I've to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster:...
[ » ] Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone i...
[ » ] Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The...
[ » ] Hotel guest: Can you give me a room & a bath, please? Porte...
[ » ] Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then...
[ » ] Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bat...
[ » ] Medical doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I sugges...
[ » ] Medical doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiri...
[ » ] Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean...
[ » ] Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forg...
[ » ] Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap & wat...
[ » ] Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.
[ » ] My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bat...
[ » ] Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! ...
[ » ] Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a...
[ » ] What's the difference between a peeping Tom & someone who's j...
[ » ] Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep t...
[ » ] May: What position does your brother play in the school footb...
[ » ] Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were?...
[ » ] A gentleman walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park....
[ » ] What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.
[ » ] When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still di...
[ » ] Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
[ » ] What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.
[ » ] Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaw...

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