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[ » ] Why're bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunc...
[ » ] How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down & make a noise l...
[ » ] Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
[ » ] Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't...
[ » ] M&y: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did s...
[ » ] How can you tell the difference between a monster & a banana?...
[ » ] Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't...
[ » ] Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn...
[ » ] The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
[ » ] They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why...
[ » ] What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
[ » ] What's yellow & writes? A ball-point banana.
[ » ] Teacher: What's Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
[ » ] What's yellow & goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
[ » ] What's yellow & all the time points to the north? A magnetic ...
[ » ] Why did the gentleman lose his job in a fruit packing firm? ...
[ » ] How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left hi...
[ » ] Did you hear about the unlucky gentleman who bought some bana...
[ » ] Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up t...
[ » ] Why're you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all r...
[ » ] What's yellow on the inside & green on the outside ? A banan...
[ » ] What's yellow & flashes? A banana with a loose connection.
[ » ] Mother Banana: Why do not you go to school today? Little Ban...
[ » ] What would you call 2 banana skins ? A pair of slippers.
[ » ] What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up & beg? Wave a...
[ » ] What did the little boy banana say to the lady banana? "You ha...
[ » ] What's the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in hal...
[ » ] What's the difference between a banana & a bell? You can only ...
[ » ] Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if ...
[ » ] What would you call 2 bananas? A pair of slippers.

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