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[ » ] What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
[ » ] Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the ...
[ » ] What was the policegentleman's baby's first words ? Hallo, H...
[ » ] Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby ...
[ » ] How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattl...
[ » ] What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop...
[ » ] What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.
[ » ] What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a bas...
[ » ] What's a baby bee? A little humbug.
[ » ] Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? S...
[ » ] How did the witch almost lose her baby? She do not take it fa...
[ » ] What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.
[ » ] Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted som...
[ » ] Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Und...
[ » ] My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so l...
[ » ] Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the...
[ » ] Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping
[ » ] What's a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at o...
[ » ] Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bo...
[ » ] It cannot go on! It cannot go on! What cannot go on? This b...
[ » ] Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies ...
[ » ] Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy...
[ » ] Daddy, daddy, can I've another glass of water, please? But ...
[ » ] Medical doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give i...
[ » ] A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what excellent deed he h...
[ » ] Why're babies all the time gurgling with joy? Because it's a ...
[ » ] Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a ...
[ » ] I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried fathe...
[ » ] A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-...
[ » ] How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

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Featured Quote:


When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.
by Lord Falkland


Featured Babyname:


The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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