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[ » ] Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd ...
[ » ] Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger...
[ » ] Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you...
[ » ] Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in 2 w...
[ » ] How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.
[ » ] What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?
[ » ] Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thi...
[ » ] When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?
[ » ] Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Bec...
[ » ] Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that'...
[ » ] Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The fi...
[ » ] What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egypt...
[ » ] Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You...
[ » ] Q: How gentlemany baby sitters does it take to change a light...
[ » ] Dewey & Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said...
[ » ] A baby polar bear goes up to his dad & asks, "Dad, am I pure ...
[ » ] Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q...
[ » ] Q: What's brown & in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's h&...
[ » ] Q: What's pink & red & cannot turn round in a corridor? A: ...
[ » ] A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheel...
[ » ] Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunatel...
[ » ] Why do we dress baby ladys in pink & baby boys in blue? Beca...
[ » ] I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she d...
[ » ] Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby cannot carry the ...
[ » ] How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a mountain & a baby ? A cry for...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !
[ » ] Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love, my b...

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Featured Quote:


Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
by Elizabeth Warnock Fernea


Featured Babyname:


The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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