Aviation jokes
joke number 44
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it
reached a
comfortable
cruising altitude, the captain made an
announcement over the
intercom, "Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your
captain speaking.
Welcome to
Flight number 293, non-stop from New
York to Los Angeles. The weather
ahead is excellent & therefore we
should have a smooth flight, Now sit
back
& relax. - OH MY
GOD!"
Silence
Then, the captain came back on the intercom &
said: "Ladies &
Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier,
but while I was
talking
the flight at10dant brought me a cup
of coffee & spilled the hot
coffee
in my lap. You should see
the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said: "That's
nothing. He should see the back of
mine!"
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