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Apple jokes .
[ » ] The desk sergeant answered the phone, & at once
a wogentleman...
[ » ] What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an appl...
[ » ] Why do not the 2 worms go
into Noah's ark
in an apple?
Becau...
[ » ] What lives in apples & is an
avid reader?
A bookworm !
[ » ] First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
eating
you?
...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross an apple with a
shellfish?
A c...
[ » ] The first comm&ment was when Eve told Adam to
eat
the apple.
[ » ] Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
yard. One
ha...
[ » ] How do you get the most apples at Halloween?
Take a snorkel.
[ » ] Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
puffed,
"is it tru...
[ » ] School lunches are not generally popular with
those that have...
[ » ] How do you
make an apple puff?
Chase it
round the garden
[ » ] How does an apple a day keep the doctor
away?
When you take...
[ » ] What's red & goes putt, putt, putt?
An
outboard apple.
[ » ] Once upon a time there were five apples
Which
was the cowboy?...
[ » ] What can a whole apple do that half an apple
cannot do?
It ...
[ » ] How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it
down hill.
[ » ] If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion d...
[ » ] Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
The orchard's on...
[ » ] Two ladys were having their packed lunch in
the school yard. ...
[ » ] A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
northern Califo...
[ » ] After a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker'...
[ » ] Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someon...
[ » ] What kind of apple has a
short temper?
A
crab apple.
[ » ] What's the left side of an apple?
The part
that you don't eat.
[ » ] What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A
pineapple.
[ » ] What did the apple say to the apple
pie?
"You've got some crus...
[ » ] What did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
He wanted to j...
[ » ] Why don't apples smile
when you go bobbing
?
Because they're...
[ » ] What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Pu...
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Featured Quote: He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the treasure.
by William Congreve Featured Babyname: The name
BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.
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