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[ » ] Why don't anteaters get ill ? Because they are full of antibod...
[ » ] Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !
[ » ] Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !
[ » ] What do you call an & with frogs legs ? An antphibian !
[ » ] What do you call an ant who cannot play the piano ? Discordant...
[ » ] What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant...
[ » ] What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
[ » ] What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Ant10eye !
[ » ] What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All so...
[ » ] What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
[ » ] Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
[ » ] What's smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !
[ » ] How come if ants are all the time so busy they all the time get ...
[ » ] What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
[ » ] What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
[ » ] What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
[ » ] What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
[ » ] Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
[ » ] What's even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
[ » ] How gentlemany ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants...
[ » ] What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Yo...
[ » ] What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
[ » ] What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
[ » ] What kind of ant is excellent at maths ? An accountant !
[ » ] What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
[ » ] Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !



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