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[ » ] An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While st&in...
[ » ] Two accountants are in a bank, when armed thieves burst in. W...
[ » ] An accountant is having a hard time sleeping & goes to see hi...
[ » ] A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a compl...
[ » ] Why do accountants make excellent lovers? They're great with ...
[ » ] Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in...
[ » ] A boy in a bar leans over to the boy next to him & says, "Wan...
[ » ] If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darl...
[ » ] A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one eve...
[ » ] A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately sea...
[ » ] A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the r...
[ » ] Q: What's a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond yo...
[ » ] How gentlemany accountants does it take to change a light bul...
[ » ] What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a p...
[ » ] What's the definition of a excellent tax accountant? Someone w...
[ » ] When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he r...
[ » ] Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someo...
[ » ] What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.
[ » ] Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They fin...
[ » ] What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite ...
[ » ] What does an accountant use for birth control? His personali...
[ » ] What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes ...
[ » ] What do you call an accountant who's seen talking to someone? ...
[ » ] What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy t...
[ » ] What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusi...
[ » ] How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to...
[ » ] What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can...
[ » ] What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can...
[ » ] What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's ...
[ » ] The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about ...

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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
by John Cleese


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The name BRAITH means Freckled, and the origin of this name is Welsh.


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