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The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.


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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
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The name BENOIT means Bland, and the origin of this name is French.


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