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[ » ] What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!
[ » ] What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
[ » ] What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!
[ » ] What do you call an aardvark excellent with a light saber? A d...
[ » ] What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!
[ » ] Why can elephants swim - & aardvarks cannot? Aardvarks don't h...
[ » ] What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? ...
[ » ] Who won the animal race? The giraffe & the aardvark were runni...
[ » ] Why does mama aardvark call her husb& a cannibal? Because he a...
[ » ] When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!
[ » ] Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they all ...
[ » ] What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
[ » ] What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
[ » ] What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!
[ » ] What do you call an aardvark that's excellent at golf? A pared...
[ » ] How gentlemany aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three...
[ » ] What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? I...
[ » ] What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!
[ » ] Who has a long nose, wears a mask, & sits tall in the saddle?...
[ » ] Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto
[ » ] Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed acro...
[ » ] I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I d...
[ » ] What has six legs, 2 arms, four eyes & a tail? A gentleman ...
[ » ] A gentleman wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the cl...
[ » ] How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an...
[ » ] Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvar...
[ » ] Did you hear about the homehold appliance that eats ants & reco...

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