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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!


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You find yourself refreshed by the presence of cheerful people. Why not make an honest effort to confer that pleasure on others? Half the battle is gained if you never allow yourself to say anything gloomy.
by Lydia M. Child


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The name BANAGHER means Pointed Hill, and the origin of this name is Celtic/Gaelic.


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